Hindi SMS Jokes

Shiv ki Shakti, Shiv ki Bhakti,
Khushi Ki Bahar Mile, Shivratri ke Pavan Avsar Par,
Apko Zindagi Ki Ek Acchhi Nai Shuravat Mile,
Happy Mahashivratri

Go to mirror and look at yourself
and now slap yourself badly.
Then you will get the same pain
that you had given to me till now.
Wish you a happy slap day 2012.

Jab Ap hamse rooth jaoge
jab aap hamse khafa hojaoge
jab aap hamein bhool jaoge
tb
aisa
thapar parega ki sab yaad aajayega
Happy Slap Day..!

When I an alone thinking about you
I want to hug you forever
Whenever my lips utter your name
I want to HUG you forever
When my eyes begin to see you
and my ears hear your voice
I want to HUG you forever
Happy Hug Day 2013.

Koi kahe ise Jaadu ki Jhappi…..
Koi kahe ise Pyaar….
mauka khubsurat….
Aa Gale lag ja mere yaar…..
Hug Day Mubarak……
Happy Hug Day 2013…..

When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you…
When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you…
When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you…
Now that I love you, I’m afraid to lose you.

Take, O take, those lips away
That so sweetly were forsworn
And those eyes, the break of day
Lights that do mislead the morn
But my kisses bring again
Bring again
Seals of love but sealed in vain
Sealed in vain!

We met it was Luck!
We talked it was CHANCE!
We became friends it was DESTINY!
We are still friends it is FAITH!
We will always be friends its a PROMISE!
On this Promise Day..

pyar k liye dil,
dil k liye app,
app k liye hum,
humaray liye app!!
Happy Promise Day 2013

Teddy Bear Day Is A Day Of Love
It’s A Day When You Find Your True Love
A Day Of Hearts And Yummy Candies
A Day When Cupid Hits You With A Love Arrow
A Day When You Find Your Teddy Bear
Will You Be Mine?